nobody came to his birthday party
SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY
i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there
you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not
gosh i love fan fic authors
So people can read the stories they’ve forgotten about…
First it was funny THEN IT WAS PAINFUL.
First, the standout in the class; and the one you should all make it your mission to destroy.
My clients, like all of us here in this room, lie. And that makes them unknowable.